"I was inside a car moving from Ibadan to Lagos,
a girl's phone rang beside me and she said " Honey,am on my way 2 Ibadan 4 dat burial.I will call u wen i reach''.
Anoda girl's phone rang and she said "Alhaji am
APC Investigates Nelson Mandela's Death Blams PDP
Posted on Friday, June 12, 2015 with No comments
The , All Progressives Congress (APC) has decided to investigate charged the Police and the general public to hold opposition party Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) responsible for the death of the great African legend, Nelson Mandela who died on December 5 2013
The APC, in a statement signed by its National Publicity Secretary, Chief Henry Fasasi on Friday, said the PDP has never liked the legend because he was not in support of them.
The APC chieftain said the plot was part of the grand design by PDP leaders to sell off Nigeria to British colonial masters in 2015 since they discovered that Nelson Mandela was a great advocate of Freedom.
We wish to alert the general public that this is just a tip of the iceberg of the gimmicks to be unleashed by them. The PDP has armed over 15,000 of it's m
embers with dangerous weapons, set to be deployed across the world to kill all those who advocate freedom and equality,” the party said.
Chief Henry said the PDP is currently in negotiations with the British authorities to finalize the sale of Nigerian citizens to Britain.
The party called on the general public, police and other security agencies to double their efforts to ensure that the PDP is not allowed to carry out its evil plot against the people.
“However, in the event that we are all sold into slavery, the Police and entire public must hold the PDP responsible,” the APC chieftain said.
Jokes: Akpos Assignment
Posted on Thursday, June 11, 2015 with No commentsAkpos is a varsity student. The Lecturer ordered him to write an apology letter showing why he didn’t submit an assignment.
Dear Lecturer,
I’m sorry I could not do the homework on time because I was tired after watching television.
Thank you..
JOKE: NIGERIANS NOW BATH WITH MAGGI AS SALT SCARCITY HITS NIGERIA
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Following the circulation of some texts on social media platforms advising Nigerians to take their bath with salt water,the country’s residents have trooped out in numbers to buy every pinch of salt they can lay their hands on.
HOW TO SEE THROUGH PEOPLES CLOTHES WITH YOUR GLASSES! :D
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Many of our readers, especially the male ones, have been sending messages to our science and technology department asking how they can see through people’s clothes without them knowing
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